“You've been sleeping with somebody new…

That's not the issue”~ Wilco, That’s Not the Issue




Distracted
Antsy
Sleepless
Self-concerned
Distant
Whacked-out

These are the words engulfing Limey recently. The reason? His other girlfriend…

We affectionately refer to her as “Lady Finance.” For, his other girlfriend is blessed with Greek letters, assets, models, and surrounded in smart guys. I mean, who better to take his attention than the one subject that sounds better than your run-of-the-mill girlfriend on paper? That is until you see her demands- have you even SEEN the asset pricing model?!

And maybe it’s me that’s the other woman…He’s been with her for two years. Me? 7-9 months, depending on where you count from.

For the past month, he’s spent almost all of his waking time with her, barely spotted with breaks to eat, pseudo-sleep, and to remain a might bit sane. She’s a demanding bitch, that’s for sure!

Today is the day… the day of reckoning. Her Comprehensive Exams are staring him in the face: Big, full, well-rounded, supported in the finest financial lace and economic underwire that formula funding can buy. And she’s probably wearing a g-string too because she’s bringing her A-game today.- It’s a good thing because so is he!

While she’s beguiling and demanding, you best believe that I’m reclaiming what’s mine. Not because I’m jealous or possessive but because as courted as she has been by all of her suitors, Lady Finance has nothing on me!